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The European Commission have just announced an agreement where by English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Certainly, this will make the civil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards can have 1 less letter.
There will be growing public enthusiasm in the second year, when the trouble some "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, public acceptance of the new spelling can be expected to reach the stage where more complikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate spelling. Also, all will agree that the horrible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, people will be reseptive to steps such as replacing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During the fifth year, the unesesary "o" can be droped from words containing "ou" and similar changes would of course be aplied to other combinations of letters.