ZJ CSP-S 2024 迷惑行为大赏

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ZJ-S00071

//I can't finish it;
//but I love ccf;
//8pts plz;
//(-_-;
//(^~^;

ZJ-S00074

//f*** ccf

ZJ-S00114

    // I can understand it!
    // CCF666
    // AFO!!!

ZJ-S00131

//freeopen()  <-zheng huo bu zhuo qi
//CCF I love you!
//I'll give you mawenzheng's head!
//Please give me 100 pts and 1=!
//OR...Look down

ZJ-S00354,ZJ-S00699:两个重量级

ZJ-S01351

else cout << "I love CCF, and don't let me AFO\n";

ZJ-S01598

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
#define ll long long
#define IOS cin.tie(nullptr)->sync_with_stdio(false)
const int N=6e5+54188;
int times=N;
int main(){
    srand(time(NULL));
    freopen("arena.in","r",stdin);
    freopen("arena.out","w",stdout);
    IOS;
    while(times--) cout<<"I will AK IOI! CCF lost "<<rand()<<" mothers."<<endl;
    cout<<"Please give me full marks,thank you(CCF) a lot."<<endl<<"Running times:"<<clock()<<"ms.";
    return 0;
} 

ZJ-S01877

//I want go to qiguaixingweidashang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
//luogu uid:562443
//y1 I want go to qiguaixingweidashang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
//freopen I want go to qiguaixingweidashang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
//CCF,give me more points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//If you can't,I'll not (beautiful vocabulary) you,I'll thank you,because I'll AFO.

}

ZJ-S00354/ZJ-S00699:见上

ZJ-S01501

$63$ 个
```cpp
//**** you linus

ZJ-S01653


/*
ZJL Goddess
I'm ******* fall in love with you.
Let's celebrate ZJL AK CSP-S in advance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

ZJL Golden Sentence :
Are you playing Genshin Impact ?
The people like you are play-Genshin-Impact played .
Aren't you regret ?

If you stay~ in your comfort zone \> , you'll be lost.
*/

ZJ-S01061

//Helene
//Je m'appelle Helene
//Je suis une fille

(我的名字叫海莉娜,我是一个女孩)

ZJ-S00081

#define Max(a,b) (((a)>(b))?(a):(b))
#define Min(a,b) (((a)<(b))?(a):(b))
#define L(i,j,k) for(int i=(j);i<=(k);i++)
#define R(i,j,k) for(int i=(j);i>=(k);i--)
#define Mxn REHHAZRFDFFfdFHDFAHR
#define T hjskifhsuaiaw
#define len jdsakfjdahdahhducvuh
#define ed nmgfdhhvjsdkkekejfnnv
#define bok hsdjkghdjkahfjejjjjjd
#define ans1 dsaugiehuiuicixxxx
#define ans2 hsdjkaehunvnnjakssssssss
#define be nbfjkahgehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffffffffffff
#define bee nbfjkahgehhhhhhhgueuuuudssgoqpppqjppdjees
#define anss puhfhuuuuufhlnmqnnzfjewwwwwwwf
- IOI ZJ-S00013 ```cpp puts("OvO,I AK IOI"); ``` ZJ-S00381 ```cpp //ZJL AK IOI ``` ZJ-S00675 ```cpp namespace xymakioi { ``` ZJ-S00720 ```cpp #define y0 ztxaknoi #define y1 ztkakioi ``` ZJ-S00978 ```cpp // std::cout << "ikunakioi:"; ``` ZJ-S01048 ```cpp // ^ // | Wo Bu Zhi Dao A, 12 mins for me is difficult to AC or Part_AC T4 // wo hao cai a, dan shi Heavy_Data_Struct(luogu_uid = 808180) AKIOI!!! } /* xi xi fu, if you let my score >= 200, I will give you 2 * 10 ^ 6 Zimbabwe dollars. */ ``` ZJ-S01268 ```cpp /* luogu uid:808180 TCS AK IOI ZLQ AK IOI ZLQ Love TCS */ ``` ZJ-S01401 ```cpp chzx_zzh AK IOI!!!!! ``` ZJ-S01896 ```cpp const int JYAAKIOI=1145141919810,N=2e5+86; ``` - CSP ZJ-S01254 $19868$ 个 ```cpp I WILL AK CSP-S! ``` ZJ-S01275 ```cpp #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main(){ freopen("arena.in","r",stdin); freopen("arena.out","w",stdout); cout <<"CSP-S2024 rp++ No matter what's my prize,I won't be sad as long as I get at least 133 points here."; return 0; } ``` ZJ-S01699 ```cpp // i love ccf // i will ak csp s ``` ZJ-S01844 ```cpp bool pd(long long cyh,long long AK,long long CSP,long long x){ if(cyh>x||cyh>L)return false; double op=sqrt(1.0*AK*AK+2.0*(x-cyh)*CSP); return op>V; } ``` ZJ-S01986 ```cpp /* Hello~every~body~~ hello. the sentence in the top to say hello is my computer teacher's favorite I'm a ZJ OIer,now I'm a ZJ OIer; I won't be a ZJ OIer after this CSP-S; my first CSP-S and my last CSP-S; yes, I'm in grade 9 now; I'm in Hangzhou,the capital city in Zhejiang. I'm in a junior middle school named 74 78 83 89(translate it in ASCII). I'll AFO soon. and turn to whk. An OIer I was,a whker I will be. and turn to the f****** zhongkao with n** easy science and t** easy maths and difficult politics which I am not good at. I want to go to hez(bingjiang) I want to get an 2= or 1= but impossible I have a lot of problem I finished T1 in 30mins but I'm not sure if it can get 100pts T2 isn't correct,I'm sure,but 2528 bits,yes!2528! T3 was finished by DFS,about 20pts I can get. I don't know how to deal with T4. Oh my god. I'm a rubbish who will go to Genshan high middle school! Yes! I want to get 220pts in CSP-S,which is impossible. I want to get 635pts in zhongkao,which is impossible too. I want to get 110pts in Chinese; I want to get 120pts in Maths; I want to get 118pts in English; I want to get 160pts in Science(all of physics,chemistry and biology); I want to get 110pts in Wenzong(all of geography,history and politics); I want to get 30pts in PE(all of swimming,ball throwing and rope jumping) ; Yes,I want to choose swimming, because I hate running. F****** 74 78 83 89(translate it in ASCII too) makes all the Grade 9 students runnning for 800 meters everyday! F****** playground and F****** gym and F****** PE class! I hate it forever! FOREVER! A lot of mistakes I have made here. A lot of mistakes in grammar ,words and phrase. So I cannot get all of them,impossible to get them. just a dream. Yes,I should turn to my terrible whk which rk3 just in my class,for my life. and leave from OI,both my dream and hobby. wow,a huge article. why I can't get everything I want. Love,Friends,Freedom,Knowledge,Courage,Ability,Happiness. GoodBye CCF GoodBye OI love you and f*** you, CCF Bye Put me in mihuoxingweidashang in ZJ plz. Boring in last 5mins maybe I can play google little dinosaur? */ ``` - 原神 ZJ-S00137 ``` genshin:;flush();return 0; ``` ZJ-S00407 ```cpp /* Some favor in different Mihoyo games Genshin Impact : Collei,Noelle,Navia,Keqing Honkai impact III: Seele(black and white) Padofelis Star rail: Seele Huohuo Zenless Zero Zone : Abby */ ``` ZJ-S01371 ```cpp // puts("Genshin Impact"); ``` ZJ-S01409 ```cpp namespace Genshin { const int N=1e5+5; struct pafu { int id,l,r; } b[N]; inline bool nya(pafu U,pafu V) { return U.r < V.r; } long long n,m,L,V,p[N]; long long d[N],v[N],a[N]; void Impact() { n=read(),m=read(),L=read(),V=read(); for(int i=1; i<=n; i++) d[i]=read(),v[i]=read(),a[i]=read(); for(int i=1; i<=m; i++) p[i]=read(); int tot=1; for(int i=1; i<=n; i++) { if(a[i]>0) { b[tot].l=lower_bound(p+1,p+m+1,d[i])-p,b[tot].r=m; b[tot].l=max(b[tot].l,(int)(upper_bound(p+1,p+m+1,(V*V-v[i]*v[i])/(2*a[i])+d[i])-p)); if(b[tot].l<=b[tot].r) b[tot].id=i,tot++; } else if(a[i]<0) { if(v[i]>V) { b[tot].l=lower_bound(p+1,p+m+1,d[i])-p; b[tot].r=lower_bound(p+1,p+m+1,(V*V-v[i]*v[i]+1)/(2*a[i])+d[i]+1)-p-1; if(b[tot].l<=b[tot].r) b[tot].id=i,tot++; } } else if(v[i]>V) { b[tot].l=lower_bound(p+1,p+m+1,d[i])-p,b[tot].r=m; if(b[tot].l<=b[tot].r) b[tot].id=i,tot++; } } tot--,sort(b+1,b+tot+1,nya); // for(int i=1; i<=tot; i++) // cout<<b[i].id<<" "<<b[i].l<<" "<<b[i].r<<'\n'; int now=0,ans=0; for(int i=1; i<=tot; i++) if(now<b[i].l) now=b[i].r,ans++; cout<<tot<<" "<<m-ans<<'\n'; } } ``` - 珂学家 ZJ-S01067 ```cpp cout<<"My love ------ Chtholly!"<<'\n'; ``` ZJ-S01271 ```cpp inline void ___() { //怎么跟入门组一样 //打完ABC不想写D //题目没看懂。还是太菜了 //那咋办 //要不输出1吧 cout << "1\n"; //好了 //I like Chtholly! //I like Chtholly! //I like Chtholly! //I like Chtholly! //遛了喵 } ``` ZJ-S01535 ```cpp void chtholly(){ ``` - 初音未来 ZJ-S01430 ```cpp struct Miku { int k, id; }c[N]; ``` - 柚子厨 ZJ-S00054 ```cpp // cout<<"Ciallo : "<<stk[i].l<<" "<<stk[i].r<<"\n"; ``` - 我被骗了 ZJ-S00831 ```cpp // Never gonna to give you up~~~ ``` - florr ZJ-S01351 ```cpp #define florr floor ``` ```cpp int upr = florr(rt), og; ``` - 洛谷 ZJ-S00131 ```cpp //YUAN SHEN , QI DONG! //"stdin" //"stdout" //r",stdout //while(1) //Luogu:349736 (_Igallta_) //Location: Zhejiang-Hangzhou-Linping //yu ding yi ge lian xu san nian jing mi huo xing wei da shang( //Welcome everyone to see my codes in other problems ``` ZJ-S00296 ```cpp int main() { freopen("arena.in","r",stdin); freopen("arena.out","w",stdout); printf("It's trivial that I cannot solve this problem, and I don't have enough time also.\nMy CF rating and my Luogu rating both are only about 1300!\nI'm very very vegetable.\nGuess if I can get S 1=(I think I can't).\n"); return 0; } ``` ZJ-S00407 ```cpp //As a retired guy here //luogu UID: 133520 //Here is all my Codeforces account: //Saule_ (CM,used for daily practice) //Veliona (M) //Cuillein_Ambar (IM) //TsumikiMikan (GM) //AsahinaAoi (IM) //TimidoQute (M) //Navia (M with +50 hidden rating) //Pelagaya (CM with +150 hidden rating) (Not full username because I forgot the last letters) //Atcoder account: //Nanamichiaki314 //Cuillein_Ambar ``` ZJ-S00526 ```cpp // luogu 761491 ``` ZJ-S00713 ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h>//18:20 ��T4�о��� //ȫ������������������ӣ�����¡����ˡ������� // -*- C++ -*- forwarding header. // Copyright (C) 1997-2014 Free Software Foundation, Inc. // // This file is part of the GNU ISO C++ Library. This library is free // software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the // terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the // Free Software Foundation; either version 3, or (at your option) // any later version. // This library is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, // but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of // MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the // GNU General Public License for more details. // Under Section 7 of GPL version 3, you are granted additional // permissions described in the GCC Runtime Library Exception, version // 3.1, as published by the Free Software Foundation. // You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License and // a copy of the GCC Runtime Library Exception along with this program; // see the files COPYING3 and COPYING.RUNTIME respectively. If not, see // <http://www.luogu.com.cn/user/608410>. /** @file include/yingdaomayi * This is a Standard C++ Library file. You should @c \#include this file * in your programs, rather than any of the @a *.h implementation files. * * This is the C++ version of the Standard C Library header @c stdio.h, * and its contents are (mostly) the same as that header, but are all * contained in the namespace @c std (except for names which are defined * as macros in C). */ // // ISO C++ 14882: 27.8.2 C Library files // //HardFang loves YingDaoMaYi forever!!! ``` ZJ-S00766 ```cpp /* luogu uid:549855 */ ``` ZJ-S00929 ```cpp //by Luogu Firra3500 //My Luogu uid:988176 #include<bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; int main() { freopen("arena.in","r",stdin); freopen("arena.out","w",stdout); // system("title Determination"); system("color C"); cout<<"----------------------------------------------------------------------\n"; cout<<"| *The question \"arena\" is so hard,that fills you with determination.|\n"; cout<<"| |\n"; cout<<"| |\n"; cout<<"| *** *** |\n"; cout<<"| **** **** |\n"; cout<<"| ******* |\n"; cout<<"| ***** |\n"; cout<<"| * |\n"; cout<<"| |\n"; cout<<"| |\n"; cout<<"| Firra3500 LV 1 HP --------- 20/20 |\n"; cout<<"----------------------------------------------------------------------\n"; cout<<" |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----|\n"; cout<<" |FIGHT| | ACT | |ITEMS| |MERCY|\n"; cout<<" |-----| |-----| |-----| |-----|"; return 0; } ``` ZJ-S01048 ```cpp // luogu_uid = 260985(DioxygenFifluoride) ``` ZJ-S01132 ```cpp // Double-points // 14:39 AC // I am wyf1202 (luogu user 756064) // CSP-JS 2024 rp++ ``` ZJ-S01315 ```cpp /* Code By Luogu 380639 */ ``` ZJ-S01669 ```cpp //Luogu 743373 :) ```