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JS-S00530 tree.cpp

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#include <iostream>
main() { std::cout << "c0y4@3z0"; }
### JS-S00786 struct.cpp ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; int main(){ freopen("struct.in","r",stdin); freopen("struct.out","w",stdout); //zuobuchulai simida// cout<<"Hello World"; return 0; } /* let's make a song for CSP-J/S!! coding by RTS. it is a sunny day with a cool wind in autumn we get together and compete with each other everybody did a nice work and will all be winner then i could only play this song to remember listen! it's the sound of coding see! there's the guy who is coding wow! everybody except me is hard-working s**t! why the hell this work is that hard / despite all the guys around me are working hard i'm just a kind of person who won't be that why the question you ask me is that a fucking difficulty i'm a man on a mission and i ain't seriously answering correctly */ ``` 写 歌 人。 ------------ ### JS-00879 tree.cpp ```cpp #include<stdio.h> //typedef long long ll; inline ll read() { //almost crazy //f**k the read() :( } int main() { //freopen("tree.in","r",stdin); //freopen("tree.out","w",stdout); unsigned int rp=170001; //I like Sayu forever !!! :D //dcq said: "114514." :D:D:D:D:D:D //I have a friend, he is Vertin's dog. //rp++++++++++++++++++++++++++++; return 0; } ``` 不 会 快 读 人 & 注 释 人 ------------ ### JS-S00228 tree.cpp ```cpp /* (awake! please, awake...) are... are you calling... me? (Yes...! you, you finally awake...!) who am i? (Joe.) i am... what did you say just now? (Joe.) Joe? interesting name. (you also have a chinese name.) i also have a... what name? chinese? what's that? (Yes. your chinese name is ZhouYiHang.) ZhouYiHang? beautiful. i like it. (...) by the way... who are you? (Um... for3to1.) for3to1. Why are you here? (why am i here?) (you don't remember what have happened?) ... no. what happened? (you don't remember anything? please, think for a while...) ... um... i still can speak english... (so?) so i am an english people, right? (no... you are a chinese...) chinese...? (please... keep thinking, my friend...) OI. (what?) i am a oier. (what are you thinking about...?) i... i am a oier. i know you. i am a NFLSer, too... (so! you remember all the things?) i know luogu. (?) chen_zhe AK IOI. noip AK IOI. xht AK IOI. (and?) And i, i will go to do CSP-S. (So go!) [They go to CSP-S together.] [CSP has got its score.] i AK CSP! (...i got 0 points.) ... no, you are lying. ((with tears)you know? 0 points is enough to me. i am rubbish.) no no no... don't... don't cry... ((smile)anyway, congratulations to you.) ...(open computer) you lier! you AK CSP-S! (...me?) yes, you! ((laughing)yeah!!!) [they hugged each other happily.] (low sound)you fAKer. you scared me. (but we finally win, don't we?) {what???you have read here???NB!} {wish all of you who read this story CSP-S RP++.} {the end.} {by the way, wish me RP++, too.} {by the way again. i want to get 2= in CSP-S.(maybe i just can got 0 points. i am a juruo.)} {by the way the third time. i want to appear in QiPaDaiMaDaShang of CSP2023 in Luogu.(JS's NOI Linux can't use chinese.sorry.)} */ #include <bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; typedef long long ll; int n,a[100005],b[100005],c[100005],u[100005],v[100005]; int main(){ freopen("tree.in","r",stdin); freopen("tree.out","w",stdout); cin >> n; for(int i=1;i<=n;i++){ cin>>a[i]>>b[i]>>c[i]; } for(int i=1;i<=n-1;i++){ cin>>u[i]>>v[i]; } srand(time(NULL)); cout<<rand()%10; return 0; } ``` 小 说 人 & 随 机 人 ------------ ### JS-S00730 struct.cpp ```cpp //18:20 //Though teacher told me never gonna give you up //but I hate big moni and zifuchuan //so I decide to give up it //Moreover, I love you CCF //So I decide not to use while(1) //As a result,please don't create big moni and zifuchuan next year //Otherwise,I would AFO ``` 赞 美 C C F 人 ------------ ### JS-S00778 tree.cpp ```cpp // 此处省略正常代码 // AFO. ``` 简 单 直 接 ------------ ### JS-S1039 struct.cpp ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> // I gave up because my OI is weak, not to mention MO. :( // I'm here to pay tribute to lt, who dropped 40 pts accidentally and failed to attend CMO on behalf of JS // Sometimes we wish things would happen, but it turns out to be the opposite. // To both of us: // Continue to live with a positive mindset, and lucid memories. // Being a OIer/MOer for just yourself. using namespace std; int main() { freopen("struct.in","r",stdin); freopen("struct.out","w",stdout); printf("Well, it's about time that I AFOed.\n"); return 0; } ``` 祝好。 ### JS-S01006 tree.cpp ```cpp // 此处省略正常代码 /* Finish coding at 16:36, going to check. Really really really tired. It's just, so hard and frustrating, writing a strange code in T3 which can eventually pass huge sample and writing a fake greedy in T4 which can also pass test 3 but I don't know how to enlarge stack memory. It seems that for these two problems, it's impossible for me to get high scores so my final score might be 300-. Also I'm not sure whether there's any small bugs in T1 T2 which makes me reaaaaaaaaaaaally worried. For such a contest where I shouldn't have mistakes anywhere, I have mistakes everywhere. Don't know anything else to say. It seems that I might go AFO (maybe not but it depends on luck). 16:41 now and here I stop. ------ A nameless OIer without talent. */ ``` ------------ ### JS-S00124 game.cpp ```cpp // 此处省略正常代码 //700ms(n=200000) by mik, exp 85pts //CCF you're my father! give me 100pts ``` ~~认 贼 作 父 人~~ ------------ ### JS-S01058 @[Shiota_Kaede ](https://www.luogu.com.cn/user/400269) ```cpp /* CHECK: File? Typename? Algorithms? Time? Tests? stO cyx,cyx,xst,fqd,mcw,wjx,wxr,xyc,zjh,stz,cfz,zxj,lsh,zxx,qjm,hgh,gpq,yy,pr,wyy,et al. Orz RP++! By JYqwq. Luogu uid 400269. */ //password: c0y4@3z0 ``` #### lock.cpp ```cpp // 14:37 [0,30] first. // 15:11 Force!!!!!! 10^5*8*4=3200000. it may pass! //[0,100] ``` #### game.cpp ```cpp /* * 浔阳江头夜送客,枫叶荻花秋瑟瑟。主人下马客在船,举酒欲饮无管弦。醉不成欢惨将别,别时茫茫江净月。 * 忽闻水上琵琶声,主人忘归客不发。寻深暗问弹者谁,琵琶声停欲语迟。移船相近邀相见,添酒回灯重开宴。 * 千呼万唤始出来,犹抱琵琶半遮面。转轴拨弦三两声,未成曲调先有情。弦弦掩抑声声思,似诉平生不得志。 * 低眉信手续续弹,说尽心中无限事。轻拢慢捻抹复挑,初为霓裳后六幺。大弦嘈嘈如急雨,小弦切切如私语。 * 嘈嘈切切错杂弹,大珠小珠落玉盘。间关莺语花底滑,幽咽泉流冰下难。冰泉冷涩弦凝绝。宁绝不通声暂歇。 * 别有忧愁暗恨生,此时无声胜有声。银瓶乍破水浆迸,铁骑突出刀枪鸣。曲中收拨当心画,四弦一声如裂帛。 * 东船西坊悄无言,唯见江心秋月白。沉吟放波插弦中,整顿衣裳起敛容。自言本是京城女,家在虾蟆陵下住。 * 十三学得琵琶成,名属教坊第一部。曲罢曾教善财服,妆成每被秋娘渡。五陵年少争缠头,一曲红绡不知数。 * 钿头银篦击节碎,血色罗裙翻酒污。今年欢笑复明年,秋月春风等闲度。弟走从军阿姨死,暮去朝来颜色故。 * Time is not too much, I won't write(of course I remember the whole poem). */ //16:06 Oh no I cannot pass it /ll/kk //[0,10] ``` #### struct.cpp ```cpp // 17:08 What is this? I am so weak. // 17:32 Oh dear I am too weak to write it! //[0,70] ``` #### tree.cpp ```cpp //18:15 So weak I am! //[0,25] ``` 估 分 人 & 膜 拜 人 & 默 写 人 ------------ ### JS-S00739 game.cpp ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> #define itn int #define tin int #define tni int #define nit int #define nti int #define fro for #define orf for #define ofr for #define rof for #define rfo for #define scnaf scanf #define sacnf scanf #define pritnf printf #define pirtnf printf #define pirntf printf #define esle else #define fi if #define rterun return #define rteurn return #define flase false #define ture true using namespace std; // 省略正常代码 int main(){ freopen("game1.in","r",stdin); freopen("game.out","w",stdout); // 省略正常代码 return 0; } //8 //accabccb ``` `#define` 人 & game1 人 顺便一提,这位老哥的 struct 也写的 `freopen("game1.in","r",stdin);` `freopen("game.out","w",stdout);` ------------ ### JS-S00285 struct.cpp ```cpp freopen("struct1.in", "r", stdin); freopen("struct1.out", "w", stdout); ``` struct1 人 ------------ ### JS-S01124 struct.cpp ```cpp /* g++ struct.cpp -o struct -O2 -std=c++14 -Wall -Wconversion -Wshadow -Woverflow -fsanitize=address,undefined ./struct rulueli 2.0, yueeeeeee bieguafen bieguafen bieguafen nooooooooooo hope struct123 strong. */ ``` 编 译 指 令 人 & 祈 祷 人 ------------ ### JS-S00601 tree.cpp ```cpp /* CCF I Love You! The lightning spliting on your fingers, Is my only faith for the entire life. ONLY MY RAILGUN WILL LAST FOREVER!!! Everyone is HOMO 1145141919810 QWQ */ ``` 赞 美 C C F 人 & 成 分 复 杂 人 ------------ ### JS-S00282 lock.cpp ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> // #inclued<bit\stdc.h> /* If you are looking for confusing codes, you get rickrolled now Please enjoy <<Never Gonna Give You Up>> We are no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy */ // 省略正常代码 int main(){ // fropen("rock.in.txt","w",stdin); // freopen("lack.ans","r",sdtout) // You get rickrolled*2 freopen("lock.in","r",stdin); freopen("lock.out","w",stdout);ans); // 省略正常代码 return 0; } ``` 预 判 人 & 你 被 骗 了 人 ------------ ### JS-S00803 tree.cpp & struct.cpp ```cpp /* THere WaS ONcE a Man CAlleD CMq He was So HaNDSOME thAT mANy GIRls wANT TO HAve a DATe With Him DePressed GIrls were as mANy as those who Loved him But he Never ACCepts AnyONE oF THEm Sad STOry,right? ThE ReasON tO His REfuSEION Would be nothing but His sTrONg PassioN FOr OI. What a MOVING Guy! */ ``` 大 小 写 人 & 讲 故 事 人 ------------ ### JS-S00389 struct.cpp ```cpp #include <bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; int n,op,k,addr; string s,t,n,ti,ni; int main(){/* • 若 op = 1,首先输入一个字符串 s 与一个正整数 k, 表示类型名与成员数量, 接下来 k 行每行输入两个字符串 t i ,n i , 依次表示每个成员的类型与名称。 • 若 op = 2,输入两个字符串 t,n,表示该元素的类型与名称。 • 若 op = 3,输入一个字符串 s,表示所访问的元素。 • 若 op = 4,输入一个非负整数 addr,表示所访问的地址。 对于全部数据,满足 1 ≤ n ≤ 100,1 ≤ k ≤ 100,0 ≤ addr ≤ 10^18 。 */ freopen("struct.in","r",stdin); freopen("struct.out","w",stdout); scanf("%d%d",&n,&op); for(int i=0;i<n;i++){ scanf("%d",&op); switch (op){ case 1:{ scanf("%s%d",&s,&n); for(int i=0;i<k;i++){ scanf("%s%s",&ti,&ni); } } case 2:{ } case 3:{ } case 4:{ } } } return 0; } ``` 题 面 人 & 写 了 一 半 人 ------------ ### JS-S00561 ```cpp /* When a shadow falls from your world, and your enemy wants nothing but your annihilation. Where will you find your allies, in a desperate struggle for survival? */ ``` 音 游 人 顺带一提,这是《_Retribution_》一曲中间段的歌词。 ------------ ### JS-S01223 tree.cpp ```cpp #include <cstdio> #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { freopen("tree.in", "r", stdin); freopen("tree.out", "w", stdout); cout << 5 << endl; int CCF = 14588; CCF = 520; int CSP = 14588; CSP = 520; int CSP_J = 14588; CSP_J = 520; int CSP_S = 14588; CSP_S = 520; int NOIP = 14588; NOIP = 520; int NOI = 14588; NOI = 520; int IOI = 14588; IOI = 520; int ACM = 14588; ACM = 520; int ALL_AC = 14588; ALL_AC = 520; int AK = 14588; AK = 520; fclose(stdin); fclose(stdout); return 0; } ``` int 人 ------------ ### JS-S00803 game.cpp ```cpp /* Genshin Impact, Start! Arknights, Start! Azur lane, Start! Blue Archive, Start! Limbus Company, Start! Back to 1999,Start! Girls Frontline,Start! Kings of Glory, Start! Wild Rift, Start! Team Fight Tactics,Start! NIKKE,Start! Project Sekai,Start! BandDream,Start! Phigros,Start! Dev-C++ Shutdown! */ ``` 比刚才那位成分还要复杂 ------------ ### JS-S00550 ```cpp // farewell to the past. // dead_X suki // farewell to the past. // my arcaea ptt is 12.21 // farewell to the past. //to err is human, forgive devine. // farewell to the past. // I wander in your never endless dream. ``` #### struct.cpp ```cpp int main() { freopen("struct.in", "r", stdin); freopen("struct.out", "w", stdout); int n; cin>>n; rp(i, 1, n) { puts("ERR"); } } ``` 音 游 人 & 总 司 令 人 ------------ ### JS-S00228 lock.cpp ```cpp /* Hello, CSP2023! 13:32 %hyh,xyy,gjc,fcy,zyh,zh,wcj,ht & mhb.trying to find yzb & xzc. failed. called yzb. his phone is closed. 13:59 go to toilet. when i go, i meet zyh. when i come back, i meet yzb (at last!). 14:15 hear the rules. 14:20 2023 NOI-NOIp-CSP-S JS 2nd round begin. 14:25 password send. begin reading problems. 14:32 choose to do T1. 15:22 copy little story to T4. wait,what? one and a half hours past! 15:23 get 30% points in T1. 15:26 decide to use string in T1. 15:31 have no idea. eat a chocolate. 15:36 T1 got CE. delete 20% part. give up T1.(actually,30 points are very valuable.) 15:39 because of string, i got fault. change it back. 15:41 save T1(30 points.) 16:00 use rand() in T2. write moon is shine and go through the example test. 16:01 give out freopen's explain in T1 and T2. 16:05 change background into BaoLiChuQiJi. 16:10 update my little story.(i want to appear in QiPaDaiMaDaShang. please.) 16:17 use rand() in T4 and go through with example test in just one time!!! 16:18 writing bytes of my cpps. 16:52 my computer is off from teacher's computer. he fixed it. 17:01 still can't do anything. 17:03 give out freopen's explain in T3 and T4. 17:05 small game's ending 1 is finished. in T3. 17:10 why is this music always singing??? 17:11 eat another chocolate. have some idea about T4. draw some ideas on draft paper. 17:15 find out that i can't make my idea into real.give up again. 17:19 why this competition doesn't end now???? 17:21 someone is eating KFC. i want to robber french fries from him. 17:23 change background into Noi Linux with a white cat. 17:25 hungry. my stomach growls. 17:27 have no idea with other problems. want to cut T1. have some idea. draw it as a mindmap on my draft paper. 17:32 i can't do it!!!!!!! 17:37 people near me are all older then me. they are confidence and they type really fast. but the article i read this morning told me: the code the type down are 99.99% probably wrong. 17:38 突然发现了NOI Linux的中文。 17:41 change back into english. 17:45 playing terminal. it tells me 'no such file'. i am disappointed and angry.(? 17:47 thirsty. i forgot to bring my water in. 17:50 begin last check. 17:53 change background back. writing bytes of the cpp on my draft paper. 17:57 why are they still typing? anyway, i was finished. 17:58 typing randomly. others think i was typing the code and they are shocked. 18:00 test end.(this sentence is been written at 17:58.) 18:01 ???the test does not end!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! 18:02 so the test end at 18:30???my god! 18:10 eat the third chocolate. though it is sweet, but i am still hungry! 18:13 check my cpps again. 18:15 all the cpps hve opened freopen. 18:17 i know i am just heere to touch computer for 4 hours. i am a juruo. 18:23 %FelicityH. %wucaijie. %Joe2011. %Jacky_Yu. %ballpoint_pen. %LKX_Wata. %Candyhui. %noip. %chen_zhe. %kkksc03. %Grunt. %Admin. %Splay. %babblishu. 18:30 test end.(this sentence is been written at 18:27.) Bye, CSP2023. */ #include <bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; int n,a[10][10]; int main(){ freopen("lock.in","r",stdin); freopen("lock.out","w",stdout); scanf("%d", &n); for(int i=1;i<=n;i++){ for(int j=1;j<=n;j++){ scanf("%d",&a[i][j]); } } if(n==1)printf("81"); /* if(n==2){ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++){ for(int j=1;j<=n;j++){ sb[j][i]-=1; if((sb[j][i+1]-=1 || sb[j][i+1]+=1)==sb[j][i+1]){ cnt++; } } } printf("%lld",cnt); } */ return 0; } /* 2 2 8 3 5 5 2 8 3 5 1 10 */ ``` 最完整的一集 ------------ ### JS-S00210 struct.cpp ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; int n; int main(){ scanf("%d",&n); return 0; } /* Give up this one,but I will gain what I deserve! */ ``` 自 信 OI 人 ------------ ### JS-S00133 game.cpp ```cpp // It's not a correct answer.TLE is the main problem of this code. // Problems of CSP-S is so difficult that I can only do this. // Accepting this problem is hope less,but I can get 25 points. // ----For the people which is seeing it ``` ------------ ### JS-S00164 struct.cpp ```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> using namespace std; int main() { freopen("","r",stdin); freopen("","w",stdout); cout<<"The problem is too difficult for me to solve,SO l think that it can be more easier in the next exam." cout<<"FCUK YOUE MATHER!!! " while(1) { cout<<"FCUK YOUE MATHER!!! " } return 0; } ``` 终于知道为什么查不到 $\verb!f**k!$ 了( 卡 评 测 人 & 禁 三 人 ------------ ### JS-S00525 #### struct.cpp ```cpp // I couldn't solve this problem,I try my best,but it doesn't work,I hate this problem. ``` #### tree.cpp ```cpp //Thanks gods,please give me 20pts in this problem,though I know it must not be 20pts,I wish you to give me more good luck. ``` 祈 祷 人 * 2 ------------ 持续更新,欢迎投稿。