HB CSP-J 2025 迷惑行为大赏
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HB CSP-J 2025 迷惑行为大赏
前言：
以下内容均来自 HB 2025 CSP-J 的一共
因为本蒟蒻第一次做奇葩大赏，请各位神犇巨佬手下留情，谢谢！
如果有遗漏的话，本蒟蒻也会继续更新的~主打一个别的省有的我们 大 胡 贝 也不能少\~
简述：
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代码提取内容：
在HB-J00298的代码中提取了以下内容：
//zhangchenluwoxihuanni
/*
10:56
xie wan le, wu liao, xie sai hou gan.
jin nian de ti bi qu nian de jian dan de duo
CCF de da shou you fa li le
chu shi nan, fu sai jian dan, zhe hen lie qi ni zhi dao ma
di yi ti number
hen jian dan
sui bian guo le
jiu shi yang li 4 de wen dang you 1 MB ?!
da kai zhi jie cheng luan ma le.....
zui hou copy dao le cpp shang shu chu ye xu mei wen ti
(shu chu tai duo zhi bao liu le zui hou yi dian)
di er ti seat
ye shi hen kuai jie xie chu lai le
mei shen me wen ti
di san ti xor
tai bang le mei xue guo!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(sheng lue 114514 ge a yi biao da zuo zhe de hou hui)
zhe fen huo gai wo gua.....
di si ti polygon
hai hao ba
sou suo neng guo 1-10, 11-25 shu bu ding neng na ji ge
15-20 neng na yinwei ai<=1 zhi jie shu chu shen mi xiao gong shi
zhe shi wo xue OI de di er(ye you ke neng shi di san nian) nian le
shang ci csp-j zhi you 140pts er=
bu zhi dao zhe ci hui bu hui jing bu yi dian
yi jing shi chu er sheng le
zai gao bu hao zhun bei tui yi
dan hai shi gan xie zhe yi lu OI dui wo de pei ban
rang wo shou huo le bu shao
ye rang wo jiao dao le bu shao peng you
cso,yyz,hyc,wph,lry,yym deng deng......
lai ri fang chang
11:18
hao wu liao a
11:21
qu le tang xi shou jian
you da fa le yi hui shi jian
jing chu hai yao dai hun kao zheng
wei sheng jian wai mian hai you lao shi shou zhe
yao xie zhun kao zheng hao yi ji chu ru shi jian
yan de lei
zai xue xiao
xue xi cheng ji yi ban
tiao pi ye bei lao shi shuo guo bu zhi ji hui
ma shang jiu yao kao qi zhong le
ai
huo zhe hao lei(dan wo ye bu hui tiao lou de, xie xie
zcl wo zhen de xi huan ni a
sui ran wo da di pei bu shang ni
wo ye mei you yong qi xiang ni biao bai
ye xu zhong kao hou wo men dou kao ru le wai gao wo cai you yong qi ba
10:28
bu zhi bu jue shi jian zhi you ban ge xiao shi le
gan jue hen duo ren dou xie wan le mei shi gan
jian pan qiao ji sheng xiao le he duo
zhe ci kao shi ye xu neng shang 200pts
dan ye zhi shi 2= jiang
shang ci HB pai ping shi 15000(hang xiang shi de) zuo you
zheng qu zhe ci jing 10000
na ye xu wo hai neng zai jian chi xue xia qu
fou ze zhen jiu tui yi le
hu shuo luogu hai you csp li qi dai ma jian shang ma
yao shi mei you de hua qi bu jiu bai xie zhe me duo le ma
guan ta ne
fan zheng da fa shi jian le
11:43
kuai le
11:55
zui hou wu fen zhong!
zai jian csp!HB-J00298 同学在注释中向一位可能名为 ZCL 的同学传达了爱意，让我们向两位表达诚挚的祝福！
希望这位同学可以取得心仪的成绩，坚持下去哟~
在HB-J00705的代码中提取了以下内容：
/*
At 10:11
writting sth
qwq
why i don't review xor
noooooo
i don't know how to do t3
i think it's an easy problem(maybe yellow or green)
but i don't review it
no
just 200pts.
i can't get j1=
noooo
i don't know how to do t3 and t4
f*******
qwq
qwq
qwq
At 11:07
i know what's xor
but how to do it
aaaaaaaaaaa
f!#$%@%&%!$#&^$%&^&#^$%*&%$^#
At 11:40
10pts
enough
At 11:50
why t4 dp
noooooooo
*/
/*
ps:i want up to the QI PA BIG show pls
my luogu name is:jacobcn
aya
pls GUAN ZHU me!!!!!现在你上奇葩大赏了！（不过我也不会T3和T4 QwQ）
在HB-J00038的代码中提取了以下内容：
//du shang wo shi nian yang shou
//qian cheng bai san bai
//CCF NB!在HB-J00041的代码中提取了以下内容：
// QwQQwQQwQ
// feropen("numbers.in", "w", stdout);
// feropen("numbers.ans", "r", stdin);
// QwQQwQQwQ
// #Shang4Shan3Ruo6Shui4在HB-J00061的代码中提取了以下内容：
//Hello! Dr.Xiong!(A great IT teacher)
//Hi! Then you're the teacher reading my code!
//Thanks to you all if I got full marks!
//Great thanks to Dr.Xiong again!
//Are you the same teacher as the first question?
//-Yes,I am.
//-No,I'm not.
//I have no other choices QAQ熊老师一定是个很棒的IT老师 AwA！
在HB-J00157的代码中提取了以下内容：
/*
100 pts expected
while(1){
rp+=inf;
}
pls let me pass
i want 1st prize
plllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssss
*/
(......)
//touch to enter texts...
/*
plan a: 12 pts expected
plan b: pts expected/*
while(1){
rp+=inf;
}
pls let me pass
i want 1st prize
plllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssss
*/
(......)
//plan a only for pianfening
(......)
//plan b
(......)
//touch to enter texts.../*
100 pts expected
while(1){
rp+=inf;
}
pls let me pass
i want 1st prize
plllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssss
*/
(......)
//touch to enter texts.../*
plan a:30 pts expected
plan b: pts expected
while(1){
rp+=inf;
}
pls let me pass
i want 1st prize
plllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssss
*/
(......)
//plan a only for pianfening
(......)
//touch to enter texts...
计划通这一块，希望你可以获得好成绩。
在HB-J01039的代码中提取了以下内容：
#include<bots/stdc++.h尚不知晓引用 机器人 目录的意义。
也许C++114的新标准库会帮你一把？（
以及……
//ai ya wo zhen shi fu le CCF wo ***** chu zhe me ex de ti mu
int a,ans=0,t*dccf;
const char* strings = "f**k ccf";
（......）和上述某位选手的惊吓。。。
有三名选手使用了：
freopen("nember.in","r",stdin);
freopen("nember.out","r",stdout);语言学和信息学的老师都被你的创造力感动的痛哭流涕啦~
值得注意的是，其中一名选手在seat的代码中使用且仅使用了注释后的上述代码。
在HB-J00948的代码中提取了以下内容：
freopen("xor.cpp.in","r",stdin);
freopen("xor.cpp.out","w",stdout);
freopen("seat.cpp.in","r",stdin);
freopen("seat.cpp.out","w",stdout);
freopen("polygon.cpp.in","r",stdin);
freopen("polygon.cpp.out","w",stdout);
freopen("number.cpp.in","r",stdin);
freopen("number.cpp.out","w",stdout);为这位选手的创新精神以及对于评测姬的关怀之情致敬！
在HB-J00067的代码中提取了以下内容：
//freopen["number.cpp","r",stdin]
//freopen["number.cpp","w",stdout]
#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
cin >> s,ans;
string s,ans;
getline(s,ans);
long long s,ans;
main(s,ans){
ans=count(s.begin(),s.end(),'1''2''3''4''5''6''7''8''9');
}
int i;
for(i = ans;i<=9;i--);
cout << i;
return 0;
}
//please give me 50fen,thank you!他试图感化CCF的评测姬，希望好运。
在HB-J00336的代码中提取了以下内容：
[editor]
line_wrapping=false
line_break_column=72
auto_continue_multiline=true
[file_prefs]
final_new_line=true
ensure_convert_new_lines=false
strip_trailing_spaces=false
replace_tabs=false
[indentation]
indent_width=4
indent_type=1
indent_hard_tab_width=8
detect_indent=false
detect_indent_width=false
indent_mode=2
[project]
name=xor.cpp
base_path=/home/user/Desktop/HB-J00336/xor
description=
[long line marker]
long_line_behaviour=1
long_line_column=72
[files]
current_page=1
FILE_NAME_0=604;C++;0;EUTF-8;1;1;0;%2Fhome%2Fuser%2FDesktop%2FHB-J00336%2Fxor%2Fxor.cpp;0;4
FILE_NAME_1=0;C++;0;EUTF-8;1;1;0;%2Fhome%2Fuser%2FDesktop%2FHB-J00336%2Fseat%2Fseat.cpp;0;4
FILE_NAME_2=59;C++;0;EUTF-8;1;1;0;%2Fhome%2Fuser%2FDesktop%2FHB-J00336%2Fnumber%2Fnumber.cpp;0;4
FILE_NAME_3=0;C++;0;EUTF-8;1;1;0;%2Fhome%2Fuser%2FDesktop%2FHB-J00336%2Fpolygon%2Fpolygon.cpp;0;4
[VTE]
last_dir=/home/user
在HB-J00458的代码中提取了以下内容：
bool cmp(CSPJSAKNOIPAKNOIAKIOIAK CSPJSAKNOIPAKNOIAKIOIAK2026,CSPJSAKNOIPAKNOIAKIOIAK CSPJSAKNOIPAKNOIAKIOIAK2O26){
return CSPJSAKNOIPAKNOIAKIOIAK2026.x_len<CSPJSAKNOIPAKNOIAKIOIAK2O26.x_len;
}很好的变量名，使我的CSPNOIIOI旋转（
在HB-J00060的代码中提取了以下内容：
/*《宏图大道》 By 2204 cspj2025
别墅里面唱k
水池里面银龙鱼
我送阿叔freopen
他研墨下笔直接给我四个字
大展鸿图大师亲手提笔字
大展鸿图搬来放在华中科大
大展鸿图C*F都点头（youliao—）
鸿运不能总是当头因为
他说要玩就要玩的大（玩的大点）
贼船越大\n才坐的下（养\宠物）
得罪二分没关系，得罪倍增我看不起
世上君子不贪杯=得罪了道
T1T2T3T4道亦有道
polygon才能水涨船高
我说是对seat不是对NOI
3=安之若命
AK听天由命
陈*榭拿把CSPJ
剑指WFLS革命
人太沉迷骗分
分数软过+7
这CSP形形色色谁还没点1=
1=2=阿叔喜欢打mc
街头中无道2204没钱也得cout
*/
//diff number.out number3.ans单方面宣布你是本届 HB CSP-J 最有才的一位选手！大展宏图~！
在HB-J00277的代码中提取了以下内容：
bool iskkkakioi(int kkkscore[],int t){
int kkksum=0,kkkmax=0;
for(int i=1;i<=t;i++){
kkksum+=kkkscore[i];
kkkmax=max(kkkmax,kkkscore[i]);
}
if(kkksum>kkkmax*2){
return true;
}else{
return false;
}
}尚且不知道站长到底干过什么（
/*CSP-J diary
* 08:36 T1 think can ac
* 08:48 T2 too EZ
* 08:50 T3 WHAT IS XOR??????(I ACTUALLY FORGETY IT,FK)
* 08:54 T3 dead-think
* 08:56 T4 DFS can be %40 (csp2024(3?) stick:please write things there)
* 08:59 T4 bingchaji->100%,but I forget it
* 09:00 T1 gogogo
* 09:01 eat a candy(
* 09:11 T1 ACCCCCCCCC [11min]
* 09:14 T1 BIGDATA kills my Editor....
* 09:16 T2 gogogo
* 09:32 T2 BOOOOOOOOOM shit
* 09:35 T2 find some incorrect,I have to think again
* 09:41 T2 I am SB because I forget i--
* 09:47 T2 BOOOOOOOOOM again
* 09:56 T2 I am blind that write % to /
* 09:58 T2 (x,y) x is done
* 10:02 T2 be ready!!
* 10:06 T2 discover a small mistake
* 10:08 T2 BIGDATA ac
* 10:10 T2 begin make data for test
* 10:17 T2 personal data WA [qwq]
* 10:28 T2 bad maybe be finding
* 10:40 go to WC
* 10:45 T2 I AM SBBBBBBBBBBB BECAUSE MY PERSONAL DATA IS INCORRECT!!!!!!!
THAT WASTE ME 30 MINUTES!!! (WC is very useful)
* 10:48 T2 ACCCCCCCCCCC [92min]
* 10:49 eat candy again)
* 10:51 T3 GET OUT OF MY TEST!
* 10:52 T4 20%gogogo
* 11:00 T4 iskkkakioi ready
* 11:09 T4 so diffcult
* 11:13 T4 I maybe make an O(pow(n,5)) dfs...
* 11:17 T4 The 2025CSP-J is too EZ that I think my friends can AK but I can not
* 11:20 T4 is hard so I decide to fish
* 11:29 T4 test WA and only left 30 min
* 11:30 Childrens,do you think I can AKCSP in 30 min?
* 11:34 T4 I want to jumping because my dfs is BOOOOOOOOM
* 11:45 T4 RP++
* 11:48 T4 my brain is dead so I do not want to write anything
* 11:50 ok my CSP-J trip can over
* 11:51 oh shit I need to have CSP-S in the afternoon
* 11:53 miku saigao
* 11:55 BYEBYE RUSSIA
BY HB-J00277*/Goodbye CSP2025~ （怎么还有Miku的事）（DFS is GOOOOOOOD ?）
在HB-J00894的代码中提取了以下内容：
#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#define please_give_me_some_score return 0
#define Please_give_me_some_score using namespace std
#define give_me_some_score cout
#define I_need int
#define score main
Please_give_me_some_score;
I_need score(){
freopen("xor.in","r",stdin);
freopen("xor.out","w",stdout);
give_me_some_score<<2;
please_give_me_some_score;
}BRO的代码，使我大受震撼，学习了~PwP
在HB-J00899的代码中提取了以下内容，蒟蒻深有感触：
/*
terrible fight,my confidence breaks.
no need for another try
I force to think,about the faraway past
how did I begin?
I had had the eager
when I was younger
my life was bright
my father gave me guide
to the broad coding land
surely I loved game
colorful and fine
I went ahead a few years ago
the dream was born in light
the expert I would be
but wed changes so fast
no one can think twice
I lost my former eager
got into charming sites
less time I spent
they were put into rest
some boring , pointless thing
yet I have change to wake
but I forget to choose
this is my third time
I sit before computer
thinking about these thing
if the start is wrong,
what if this is true
time will never be back then
I can't choose again
I believe that's fate
but what it will help
chances fade away
I want to touch it
at last reach nothing
this is my road
I feel the failure
the road becomes two halves
a sound tells me
'look at what you did!'
'you destroyed it yourself!'
'you are getting to the end'
'what you want to leave?'
I watch despair,asking the sound
'can't I save myself'
'or it's too late'
sound replies
'so why do you write this?'
'you need to answer yourself'
yes,I have no reason to write these thing
'so what can I do?'
'stop doing this'
'and check your code'
'after all it's better than waiting'
'a man can't give up hope'
'go on,you will'
I pick up my thoughts
maybe it's right
I
should be sure
//written at 11:12
It nearly ends
I can't say much
I do things I should do
farewell,this time
I don't know if I can come back here
it takes a lot
but I get able to face my mind
however,the weather is fine
I can't say that I'm under the weather
so I let my soul out
these is the last words
no,don't misunderstand
I just feel a little bad
my eye hurts
I need a nap or something
afternoon there is another
so I should not think too much
I can make me a better one
everyone can,as well as me
the boy next to me appears excellent
he always types,all of the time
though I don't know what he inputs
he is younger than me
so you can't judge a person by his age
I'd like to be him
swim in coding sea
how relaxed
but I can't
hits of keys circle around my ears
but I can't
no matter how weak a man is ,he will leave something at last
I choose to leave my words
not to let others see
I'm about to go
towards a new path
in the desert field
//written at 11.58
*/也许，信奥的旅程并非一帆风顺；也许，初心并非一成不变；也许，信心会被摧毁：但这都不是问题——稍稍的，放松一下，感受外面的天气与美好，可能会让你重拾信心与初心，去面对下一场山与海的考验——各位Oier，我想，我们会有更好的未来！
笔者
2025年11月
于武汉