CSP2025 JS 迷惑行为大赏（中）
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前情提要
下部分已经有人做了，所以这将是本文的最后一个部分。 包括准考证号在 JS-S00601 到 JS-S01200 的考生代码。
这部分将 [T1 T2 T3 T4] 简记为 [all].
JS-S00601
[T2] 直抒胸臆（代码未经打码处理）
// F*ck! Is this bit*h C C F problem for human beings?
// Shang4 Wu3 Gou1 Zu3 Gang1 Gang1 Gao3 Chu1 Zhe4 Me4 Jian3 Dan1 De1 Ti2 Mu4,
// Xia4 Wu3 Zhi2 Jie1 Kai1 Mu4 Lei2 Ji1 Shi4 Ba4! Zhi2 Jie1 Lai2 Ba4!（翻译：上午 J 组刚刚搞出这么简单的题目，下午直接开幕雷击是吧！直接来吧！）
JS-S00610
[T3] 不要吃手
//bu yao chi shouJS-S00614
[all] 字符画&宇宙安全声明
/// .n\
/// .ll
/// .ll
/// .n\.n\.ll.n\.n\
/// ll.ll.ll.ll.ll
/// ll.ll.ll.ll.ll
/// \\\\==--==////
/// ----____----
///
/// Fuck U stupid c++
/// let me f**king correct
//why the first problem is so hard
///you have no egg
/*
You are right but CCF is interesting ORG and you will play an actor who was named OIer
and take an exciting and interesting journey which named "CSP";
Here you'll see endless problems need to solve and may people called OIer like you
During the solving ,you will find the secret of "CSP" and |_ that thing "| ,which called "C"
ps:
all the "CCF" above mean "China Chicken Feeding" not "China Computer Foundation",
all the "CSP" above mean "Chicken Super Party",
and all the "OIer" mean "Operator of International Evolution of ReChicken"
if anything wrong, call us in 789113-2778
*/JS-S00616
[T3] 于是我放弃了读入
#include<bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
int T, m, n, c[102];
string s;
bool md[102];
int main(){
cin >> T;
while(T--){
cin >>
}
return 0;
}（以上为代码全文。）
[T4] 被样例夺舍了
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JS-S00620
[T1 T2] 看不懂思密达
// 被我虚太零指雷滴移出游戏并判负！JS-S00624
[T2 T4] 我要rp 我要rp
//RP++
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//RP++JS-S00637
[T3] 欲言又止
for(char c : ta){
state += c;
}
ta.fiJS-S00672
[T1] 为什么要这么写？
if(p==1){
a1.ne=-1;
max1=0;
}
if(p==1){
b1.ne=-1;
max1=0;
}
if(p==1){
c1.ne=-1;
max1=0;
}JS-S00673
[T1] 但是不是 dp 啊
//n^3 lol
//nah i cant do dp :(
//fr 01 onlyJS-S00677
[all] 心理的转变
// ez~// That's tough...// I'll be back next year.// Oh NO!!![all] 自报家门
// by Ke9_quxJS-S00687
[T2] 怎么全是 dp 啊太坏了www
//16:30 I write T2
//16:58 I may get 16 points in T2
//17:51 I think I am crazy about dp,because I think all the questions of this tests are dp QwQwQ[T3] 我怎么看不懂 + 暴[_]语言
//17:33 ???Why can't I understand T3?Is my Chinese bad?
//17:40 Read again,but I can't understand as well Q-Q-Q
//17:42 If I can,I want to f[_ _]k c[_ _]
//17:56 Give up o=-[T4] 祝我好运
//wish me good luckJS-S00691
[T2] 我爱 €€￡
// I LOVE €€￡ forever!!![T4] 如你所愿
/*
fan zheng zui hou yi ti le,zheng huer huo ba
song wo shang JS mi huo xing wei da shang !
//freopen("road.in", "r", stdin);
//freopen("road.out", "w", stdout);
freopen("road.out", "r", stdin);
freopen("road3.in", "r", stdin);
freopen("read.in", "r", stdin);
y0 y1 j0 j1
#include <bits\stdc++.h>
slove
Never wonna you give you up~
I will AK IOI!
*/（翻译：反正最后一题了，整会活吧/送我上 JS 迷惑行为大赏！）
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[T1] 你这是诈骗行为
freopen("club.in","r",stdin);
freopen("club.out","w",stdout);
//freopen("club.out","w",stdout);JS-S00703
[T4] 难过啊
cout<<":("<<endl;JS-S00705
[T1] 不是这啥啊
e1=max(e1,a1+b1+c2+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b1+c3+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b2+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b2+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b2+c2+d3);
e1=max(e1,a1+b2+c2+d1);
e1=max(e1,a1+b2+c3+d1);
e1=max(e1,a1+b2+c3+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c2+d1);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c2+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c2+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c2+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c3+d2);
e1=max(e1,a1+b3+c3+d2);//
e1=max(e1,a2+b1+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b1+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b1+c3+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b2+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b2+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b2+c3+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b3+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b3+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a2+b3+c2+d3);//
e1=max(e1,a3+b1+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a3+b1+c1+d3);
e1=max(e1,a3+b1+c2+d2);
e1=max(e1,a3+b1+c2+d3);
e1=max(e1,a3+b2+c2+d3);
e1=max(e1,a3+b2+c3+d1);
e1=max(e1,a3+b2+c3+d2);
e1=max(e1,a3+b3+c1+d1);
e1=max(e1,a3+b3+c1+d2);
e1=max(e1,a3+b3+c2+d1);
e1=max(e1,a3+b3+c2+d2);
e1=max(e1,a3+b1+c2+d1);JS-S00710
[T1 T2] 发生甚么事了
// cyx has no gmx.[T1 T2] 血的教训
// 注意 freopen, (CSPS 2023 T4 挂分)
// 注意 多测清空, (CSPS 2024 T3 挂分)
// 注意 理解题目意思, (NOIP 2024 T3 倒闭)
// 注意 SegTree 别写炸, (JSOI 2025 D2T1 倒闭)[T1 T2] 诗人 + 114514
/*
Way up in the sky
There used to be heartbeat
A full of the folly
So-called civilization
It's only me who knows that
It's hideous and splendid
The animas u break life to live
The sky is tour down
Like it was ur answer
Cuz so beautifully falling down
It was ur answer
Who wanna take it back when the end teach the emotions
Ur breath tells me an ancient law of life
From miles away
Flew to show u how this world u sacrificed
To save me
Is the shine in ur eyes to show in eyes
And found it was only a dream
Blinks taken away
Wish u heard me and here an empty voice.
*/JS-S00718
[T1] 放我过吧
//rp++! pls give me 100 pts![T2] 这倒是提醒我了
//勇行之路[T4] 六百六十六
//第四题这么难，太6了JS-S00726
[all] 保佑喵
// chennie bless meJS-S00727
[T1] 春秋大梦
//daydreaming time...
#define I using
#define AK namespace
#define IOI std
I AK IOI;[T1] 不编译了
//16:58 so difficult,even can't compile it
//maybe I'll AFO
//17:47 bubianyile fanzhenmeifen
//are they worth saving?（翻译：不编译了/反正没分）
[T2] 奶龙咆哮
//为什么T2就出图论 根本不会啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊[T3] 反正没分
/* DON‘T FORGET TO REMOVE
qishibuyiyemeifen:(
DON‘T FORGET TO REMOVE */（翻译：其实不移也没分{：（}）
[T3] 生动形象
if(q=1){
goto NOIP;//please...
}
suanle:;
for(int i=1;i<=q;i++){
cout<<"1\n";
}
return 0;
NOIP:;
for(int i=1;i<=n;i++){
goto suanle;//wobupei
}[T4] 祝好
//while(1)rp++;
//17:27 can't solve any problem
//yaobaolinle
//18:04 give up
/*18:17 stop coding
this is my first CSP,AFOed
it's clear that I've not got prepared for it,a month is far less than enough
hearing others coding endlessly makes me more depressed,only eat two candies during 4h
I love OI,but should such a 蒟蒻 continue paying effort on it?
thanks to CCF for allow me take part in CSP,hope return here next year
*/JS-S00730
[T2] 艺术就是爆炸
//O(n3),TLE boom boom boom boom boom![T4] 你在特判什么
//WTF are you judging???[T4] go to work
//DFS go work!JS-S00733
[T4] 明年再来
/*
bu hui qwq
password:Ren5Jie4Di4Ling5%
yi xie ni tian yuan yin 14:40-18:40
hao e a ouo
yi nian mei gao xin jing sha ye bu hui le :(
17:30 T1 dou bu hui zuo, xie chu lai de tan xin xian ran cuo le T-T
shi wo bian cai le hai shi ti mu bi qu nian nan a .....
*/（翻译：不会qwq/一些逆天原因14：40-18：40/好饿啊ouo/一年没搞信竞啥也不会了/17：30 T1 都不会做，写出来的贪心显然错了 T-T/是我变菜了还是题目比去年难啊）
JS-S00737
[T4] 成分复杂
/*
Coming on 2025 ICPC Nanjing Regional, 11.9!
guan zhu Petit_Souris miao
guan zhu Petit_Souris xie xie miao
Emacs Tetris is too hard.
zen me you chu ka chang ti /fn
forgot to bring food, too hungry
arena?JS-S00739
[T4] 乘空气
int ans=cor*JS-S00745
[T1] 斜杠青年 pro max
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////JS-S00752
[T1] 我都不知道怎么做！
//I even don't know how to do it![T2] 再不说就晚了
/*
Something must say before too late:
I'm not a good OIer, or a successful person. All my life is a fault (maybe).
But I'm not willing to give it up, so I'll keep going.
In fact, although my life is all in a mess,
I still wanna make something through.
......But I can't, I'm just not able to do it.
So I decide to play games, which can help me relax myself.
But maybe I don't really think I'm that so bad,
maybe why I write this is all because the problems this year are too difficult for me.
......My Luogu Name is (I changed my mind, I won't tell you.) , and I want to be on this time's MiHuoXingWeiDaShang.
Because I may get 0 points for all test and I don't wanna leave nothing through this exam.
I LOVE BLUE ARCHIVE!!!
I LOVE KARDS!
I LOVE BLUE ARCHIVE!!!
I LOVE DANGANRONPA!!
I LOVE BLUE ARCHIVE!!!
*/[T4] 干活和趋势一样好
//Working is as good as die.JS-S00755
[all] 明明都 while(1) 了
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rp++;[T4] 自由地开
//freeopen//freeopen//freeopen//freeopenJS-S00759
[all] S 组救我
/*
J组可能要寄
S组能救我一次么？
CSPS RP++
CSPS RP++
CSPS RP++
Nina Iseri保佑我
*/JS-S00773
[T2 T3 T4] 你好世界！
cout << "Hello world!" << endl;JS-S00784
[T1 T3 T4] 你不编译的吗
int mian(){
freopen("club.in","r",stdin);
freopen("club.out","w",stdout);
int a,b;
cin>>a>>b;
for(int i=0;i<b;i++;){
cout<<0<<endl;
}
return 0;
}
JS-S00786
[T2 T3 T4] 这是在干什么
string s="ddddddddddddddddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd"; string a,b,c="dddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd";string s,b="wwdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd";JS-S00792
[T2 T3 T4] 可爱喵
/* /^---^\ ???
[ @.@ ]
"/V-V\"__,
(U}~{U)""'
*/ /* /^---^\
[ >.< ]
"-+-+-"
// \\
"/:\"
"!"
"
*/ /* /^---^\
[ V.V ]
"-U-U-"_,
(~.~)-~'
*/JS-S00797
[T2] 真的假的
#define CSPSISREAL 0JS-S00804
[T1] 有一点难
/*
a little hard
*/[T2] 免费的午餐
// can i get so many free scores? - 48pts[T4] 为什么呢
/*
17:58.
I can only get ~160 pts
100pts(?) + 48pts + 25pts = 173pts
so why i spent so much time on writing a xian_duan_shu?
but i think T1 may get ~80pts
*/JS-S00812
[T3 T4] 乱码还是密码呢
/*
aWFcesruyvghfffff jubnkfsb chdnaswocdlsw hjyadesdhbdrtgfxvgawsdcxzdfaCDF
*//*
fas dvebndtQAEDSWchnecfx qAc
a
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AA
rw eis cfdwaesdfc qaws
sfdwzacdaewsxwaesgvdcfdz vfbxhzjs vgfawkiscdbx
awfec dsimjvueisdnj*/JS-S00813
[all] 你在往哪里输出
freopen("club.in","r",stdin);
freopen("club.out","w",stdout);（这一段在四份代码中相同）
JS-S00818
[T1] 自己吓自己
//seems difficult at first
//but it turns out to be an easy greedy algorithm
//expect: 100pts[T2] 怎么这么难啊 + 有的兄弟有的
//so hard... can only get 64pts
//now only 172pts, not sure whether i can get the first prize
//if cant, AFO...JS-S00822
[all] 久违的分割线
//------------JS-S00826
[T3 T4] 最难翻的一集
//buhuizuoaaaaawobuhuizuoaaaaaaaaaaaaa szunamenanyoubingba
//zhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijibazhanjigezijiba（翻译：不会做啊啊啊啊啊/我不会做啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊/S组那么难油饼罢/占几个字节吧*N）
//zhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanlezhegeyebuhuizuozhandianzijiesuanle（这个也不会做占点字节算了*N）
JS-S00827
[T3] 我只是一棵 S- 蔬菜
//I don't know any of right solutions to the problems
//I'm only S-
//vegetableJS-S00831
[all] 手动标点
// if i had learnt hard enough douhao
// i could have hit a higher score juhao
// so sad :(
// see me next year!!!
// someday when oi leaves me, i will bet these memories, follow me around（douhao = ， juhao = 。）
JS-S00834
[T3] 气急败坏
//TMD xie le yi ge duo xiao shi xie le yi tuo da de（翻译：TMD写了一个多小时写了依托大的）
JS-S00862
[all] 胡言乱语+暴戾语言（经打码处理）
//cff look look your problem,too difficult and less water than 2023 t1,i don't like it
//f**k you CCFJS-S00865
[T1] 上善若水/人杰地灵/我拿三等
//shang4 shan4 ruo4 shui3
//ren2 jie2 di4 ling2
//I think that I only can get the third prizeJS-S00886
[T2] 神奇的变量名
int woshidainaocan[M];JS-S01085
[all] 保佑喵 + 猜猜她是谁
//___(or __) bless pr
//Guess who she is[T3] 给我点分好不好
puts("I love CCF,and please give me 40 points for the solution above.");[T3] 不好
ull base[5000005];
...
for(int i=1;i<=5000005;i++){
base[i]=base[i-1]*p;
}