NOIP2021 SN迷惑合集

· · 个人记录

持续更新中，欢迎投稿。

相比 CSP，NOIP 整活更加珂怕

明白人 ：

（以下出自同一份代码 \texttt{要素过多}：

不知道哪个游戏 /kk ：

《嘉 心 糖》 ：

励志！！！ ：

卡常人：

女♂装人！：

样例人（好歹 freopen 一下吧：

打表人：

《四 大 皆 空》(下面不是放重了，是 3 个人)：

另类打表：

忙碌人：

祈祷人：

另一名明白人：

引经据典：

写文章人（挺励志的，建议认真阅读 （太长没法截图，直接贴代码：

#include <bits/stdc++.h>

int main() {
    printf("I just think this problem is too difficult for me and I have no time to solve this, meanwhile, I am going to attend CET 4 which is difficult as well.\n");
    printf("I heard that you can end the contest if you want, but the ******* teacher doesn't allow me to go out earlier, he just wants to see me sitting here, typing useless words.\n");
    printf("If somebody see this program, you must be bored, I hope this can bring you happy\n");
    printf("I am HL, I am from Xi'an Jiaotong University, I am an outgoing people and have many friends. To be exactly, I am a social butterfly. I like to play ping-pong and write program, nice to meet you.\n");
    printf("The sentences in the last printf is my CET 4 self-introduction...\n");
    printf("If you want to know who I am, My Luogu UID is 413147\n");
    printf("I am so bored.........................\n");
    printf("5 minutes else... Why did the teacher don't want me to leave?\n");
    printf("1 minute else!!! I am ready to go!!!\n");
    return 0;
}

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（注：若发现你的代码被选中但是不想被公开可以私信我撤一下。）