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```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> #include<windows.h> #include<stdlib.h> using namespace std; int main(){long long i,k=0,j; cout<<"Your windows will shutdown in 60 seconds."<<endl; system("shutdown -s -t 60"); for(j=60;j>=1;j--) { cout<<j<<endl; for(i=-600000000;i<=60000000;i++) k=0; }} ```
by 塔罗兰 @ 2018-09-29 20:44:22


@[A星际穿越](/space/show?uid=62138) cz变量未声明
by 高氯酸铜 @ 2018-09-29 20:44:40


```cpp #include<bits/stdc++.h> #include<windows.h> #include<stdlib.h> using namespace std; int main(){long long i,k=0,j; cout<<"Your windows will shutdown in 60 seconds."<<endl; system("shutdown -s -t 60"); for(j=60;j>=1;j--) { cout<<j<<endl; for(i=-600000000;i<=60000000;i++) k=0; }} ```
by 塔罗兰 @ 2018-09-29 20:44:41


~~@[高氯酸铜](/space/show?uid=75096) 没看见那个命名空间吗~~
by A星际穿越 @ 2018-09-29 20:45:43


@[图灵冯诺依曼](/space/show?uid=111741) 关机器233(验证码居然是**J8)
by Uichiha_Itachi @ 2018-09-29 20:45:49


@[Uichiha_Itachi](/space/show?uid=91016) a+b: ```cpp #\ i\ n\ c\ l\ u\ d\ e\ <\ c\ s\ t\ d\ i\ o\ > u\ s\ i\ n\ g\ \ n\ a\ m\ e\ s\ p\ a\ c\ e\ \ s\ t\ d\ ; i\ n\ t\ \ a\ ,\ b\ ; i\ n\ t\ \ m\ a\ i\ n\ (\ ) { s\ c\ a\ n\ f\ (\ "\ %\ d\ %\ d\ "\ ,\ &\ a\ ,\ &\ b\ )\ ; p\ r\ i\ n\ t\ f\ (\ "\ %\ d\ "\ ,\ a\ +\ b\ )\ ; } ```
by 小可爱三岁七 @ 2018-09-29 20:53:29


@[图灵冯诺依曼](/space/show?uid=111741) 您不知道Sleep可以延时吗
by 幸济蒸馒头 @ 2018-09-29 20:53:39


@[图灵冯诺依曼](/space/show?uid=111741) clock()可以计时诶
by ddwqwq @ 2018-09-29 20:55:55


@[ToBiChi](/space/show?uid=69014) 您的代码在经过预处理器之后稍微好了一些。。。 ```cpp [标准库内容,太长已和谐] using namespace std; int _[102333],__[102333],___[102333],____[102333],_____[102333]; int _____________________________,______________________________,__________________; bool ________[102333]; inline void ______(int ____________){___[____________]=___[_[____________]]+___[__[____________]]+1;} inline void _______(int ____________) { if(!________[____________])return; swap(_[____________],__[____________]);________[____________]=0; if(_[____________])________[_[____________]]^=1; if(__[____________])________[__[____________]]^=1; } inline int ________________() { int ____________=0;char _________________=getchar(); while(_________________>'9'||_________________<'0')_________________=getchar(); while(_________________<='9'&&_________________>='0')____________=(____________<<1)+(____________<<3)+_________________-'0',_________________=getchar(); return ____________; } int _________,__________; pair<int,int> ______________(int ____________,int k) { _______(____________); if(k==0)return make_pair(0,____________); _________=_[____________],__________=__[____________];pair<int,int> t; if(k==___[_[____________]]) { _[____________]=0;______(____________); return make_pair(_________,____________); } if(k==___[_[____________]]+1) { __[____________]=0;______(____________); return make_pair(____________,__________); } if(k<___[_[____________]]) { t=______________(_________,k); _[____________]=t.second;______(____________); return make_pair(t.first,____________); } t=______________(__________,k-___[_[____________]]-1); __[____________]=t.first;______(____________); return make_pair(____________,t.second); } int _____________(int ____________,int _______________________) { _______(____________);_______(_______________________); if(____________==0||_______________________==0)return ____________|_______________________; if(____[____________]<____[_______________________]) { _[_______________________]=_____________(____________,_[_______________________]);______(_______________________); return _______________________; } __[____________]=_____________(__[____________],_______________________);______(____________); return ____________; } void ____________________(int ____________,int _____________________) { _______(____________); if(_[____________])____________________(_[____________],0); if(!__[____________]&&_____________________)printf("%d",_____[____________]); else printf("%d ",_____[____________]); if(__[____________])____________________(__[____________],_____________________); } int main() { cin>>_____________________________>>______________________________; for(int i=1;i<=_____________________________;i++) { ____[i]=rand()*rand(),_____[i]=i,___[i]=1; __________________=_____________(__________________,i); } pair<int,int> ________________________,_________________________; for(int ____________,_______________________,i=1;i<=______________________________;i++) { ____________=________________();_______________________=________________(); _________________________=______________(__________________,_______________________);________________________=______________(_________________________.first,____________-1); ________[________________________.second]^=1; __________________=_____________(_____________(________________________.first,________________________.second),_________________________.second); } ____________________(__________________,1); return 0; } ```
by happyZYM @ 2018-09-29 20:58:13


@[happyZYM](/space/show?uid=87248) 洛谷上这么多吃饱了的巨佬233
by Uichiha_Itachi @ 2018-09-29 21:00:02


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